Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Free Game for Cheap Bastards: Fancy Pants Adventures

What do you get when you combine a matchstick man...

...with a crazy pair of pants?


You'll get one one the coolest free games on the net, that's what! No, seriously.

Fancy Pants Adventures plays like over-caffeinated version of Sonic the Hedgehog. You take control of Fancy Pants, a crazy matchstick dude with crazy hair in crazy oversized pants, running through beautifully designed worlds, kicking crazy monsters' asses. Oh yeah, did I mention about those crazy snails?

Escargot, anyone?

Yup, snails. How do these slimy French delicacies come into the picture, well you'll have to see for yourselves.

With beautiful graphics, great physics, amazing stunts, precise controls, quirky characters, and absolutely no storyline, Fancy Pants Adventures is definitely a game that you should try out. What's more, it's free!

Play on, cheap bastards.

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